Things that don’t help insomnia.

1. Mosquitos that appear in your house and disappear into thin air just before you swat them.

2. Spiders that saunter down your couch cushions while your cat watches, doing nothing.

3. Finding evidence of rodents in the bowl you popped into the sink while finishing an online class.

I swear, it’s like the universe picked one of my most hormonal days to spring everything that creeps me out on me and land it all in my house. There isn’t a bit of me that isn’t itching with crawly skin right now, and I while I know it’s just fatigue and stress and the fact that it’s 1:00 in the morning but keep seeing things out of the corner of my eye on the walls, floor, and my legs. Oh, and don’t forget checking the cabinets, counters, and behind the stove (where I found more evidence where the baseboard is removed from the wall of said rodents).

I think it may just be time for some Tylenol PM.

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