DISCLAIMER: I am still very much a Liberal. I am not poking fun at any country in this post, especially not “Zimababwe.” I am poking fun at idiots that think they can get away with scams like this just by mispelling a few words…and at those unfortunates who fall for them. Just so we’re clear…
Boy, this kid’s gonna have a helluva time continuing his education with this level of grammar and spelling…I guess they don’t teach that in Zimababwe?
From: “ovie2006” (email@example.com)
How are you today.
I am Ovie Onorode,19yrs old from Zimababwe .
I got your contact through a thorough seacrh from industries of trade and commerce.
In regards to my contacting you,i would want to entrust
the transfers of the sum of us$1.5milllion into your country,under your supervision.
I would also want you to help me invest on any profitable business that you would be able to help me handle while i continue my education in your country when i come over, as you would be my gaurdian that would take care of my investment and secure a good inetrnational standard school.
In your positive anticipation to my mail,i would furnish you on every
information that would be necessary on how i would get the fund to you before i come over to your country.
I have accredited 10% out of the total fund for your assistance and your trust,bcos this fund is the only hope i have in life which i inherited from my late parents.My late father was a white farmer in Zimbabwe before he died,he was accused of treason and trying to over throw the president of mugabe,so all his asses,inlcluding land farms and bank account where siezed,you can comfirm most of this story on:www.zimbabwesituation.com/ aug9_2001.html
but he manage to secure this fund in a security company,b4 his death i was made the beneficiary to the consignment.
so i hope i can trust you with this.
Wow. I’d hate to have the government sieze [sic] my asses. Seriously. I’m lonely sometimes, granted, but…