(Paraphrased, of course, to protect confidentiality…)
“…X is a bully, you see, and Y is paranoid…so that’s like the worst possible combination.”
“…he was all bright and cheerful one moment…then told me to watch my back.”
“…Z will be talking away to someone no one else can see until you ask if Z is hearing voices and the response is no, none…”
Never a dull moment where I work. Never.